I have fourteen minutes to pop out a baby if I'm going to make the 09/09/09 deadline. Sadly, I don't think it's going to happen. As a consolation prize, I thought I'd post a few embarrassing belly shots. Jason has officially termed my enormous gut "absurd." I didn't fully understand what he meant until I saw myself in the full length mirror today at the gym while walking on the treadmill. My jaw seriously dropped in astonishment. My stomach doesn't even look like a part of me. I wondered, "Is that thing for real?" and thought, "No wonder my back hurts!" Here's hoping this baby comes soon!
This photo was taken seven weeks ago, yet I'm already huge.
Talia gives Jasper a kiss. You can't see the T-shirt, but it says "Psst. Let's have some chocolate." Maybe I heeded this advice a little too well. :)
These ones are horrid! It's a sad day when you outgrow your maternity clothes!
My favorite kind of maternity shot--belly-free! :)