Brooklyn: Give me some juice.
Mom: What do you say?
Brooklyn (annoyed): Please.
Mom: Put it in a sentence.
Brooklyn: No, put it in a sippy cup.
Mom: Guess what, Brooklyn?
Mom: I love you!
Brooklyn: Can we go to McDonalds?
A conversation overheard on the playground between Brooklyn's friend and her Mom:
Friend: Brooklyn's trying to trick me!
Friend's Mom: What happened?
Friend: Brooklyn told me that her tummy's hard, but it's really soft and squishy.
What can I say? She comes by it honestly. :)